Fuck Yeah Dirk and Jake
kf1n3:


no dave you dont understand, it was a long 5 minutes

kf1n3:

no dave you dont understand, it was a long 5 minutes

my-friend-the-frog:

comission for stickfigurefairytales!
thanks you so much!

my-friend-the-frog:

comission for stickfigurefairytales!

thanks you so much!

my-friend-the-frog:

morning requests. for dirkjake… for dirkjake? i dont know guys you know i always make dirkjake.

my-friend-the-frog:

chocobo-strider:

Wark Wark Mother Fuckers: jakes-english-muffin: GT: Wh-what have you done? GT: Im… Im- Im a…

jakes-english-muffin:

chocobo-strider:

jakes-english-muffin:

GT: Wh-what have you done?

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GT: Im… Im- Im a MONSTER and its all your fault! You RUINED me, you heathen SCUM!

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GT: Oh gods… ill… never be the same…

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GT: Why… oh heavens, why me?

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TT: I Have made you perfect.

TT: Immune to all human illnesses,…

GT: No… NO! 

GT: This… this isnt right, its not NATURAL! No… i-…

GT: Maybe just… just one taste…

TT: Yes, yes… It’s perfectly natural, look you’re already taking to instinct! Beautiful… I’m giving you new life, one without the pains and heartbreak of the living.

TT: Remember all those time you were ridiculed and put down by the very people you swore to protect? How ungrateful how naive- 

TT: Their words hurtful and damning, all you wanted to do was save them from want haunted the dark- But they didn’t believe you, didn’t think such things existed, called you a lunatic, a liar- a mad man with a gun that should be put away or put down like a dog.

TT: You can show them now, show them exactly how right you were, and show them precisely what you can do… Their screams sweet to your  ears, blood warm and flowing through your hands, your lips, the fear a blanket of warmth- Show them they’re lower than the dog they tried to make you out to be.

TT: Become something among the Gods while these ants tremble in your wake.

TT: You’re something exquisite now.

TT:Come, have a taste of your new life.

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my-friend-the-frog:

littlerednsfwblog:

*shyly pushes nsfw demon dirkjake doodles at your direction*

gladly accepts it

my-friend-the-frog:

doodling cause

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thesoundofhomestuck:

Jake

Dirk

comic by ikimaru

(Edited by Terezi)

ikimaru:

prom thing maybe? B)

i-miha:

Hadn’t drawn these guys in a while.  D:

I just thought it would be kinda funny to imagine a rap-off between them. Guess who the winner would be?  :B